lyrics
I've lost all motivation to get paid, or laid,
Or to even have a single fucking meaningful conversation these days
I've got my list of goals and I'm gonna cross every single one of them off this page
'Cause I've been stuck inside a rut and now I'm all fucked up,
Pent up with all this frustration thinking self-improvement's masturbation.
Am I being rational or just selfish?
When I'm saying to myself, "I'm never, ever gonna help anyone else do anything,"
Now when you call my house, I let it ring
Now I'm hammered and more clammed up than a shellfish,
When I'm thinkin' in my head that I'd be better off dead,
Tell all of my friends no more fun, I'm going to decapitate everyone.
Because I know something you don't know
But I'm sick of your antics so I've got to go
Well I could stay, but there's no way
I could pretend to listen while I'm looking at your stupid fucking face
So once again, in the end, I'll play the role of the sarcastic asshole.
I think I'm getting arthritis, and I've lost all my twenty-six recently purchased guitar picks,
It makes me wanna scream and shout and tear all of my hair right out,
But I'm not gonna sit and pout and fall back into all of my old doubts,
I have a six-pack of Pabst that's sitting at home waiting to be used,
Yeah, I'm through with all the boo-hoos, why the hell can't you just hang loose?
Got a new view, don't include you, so I choose to refuse your abuse.
Am I being rational or just selfish?
When I'm saying to myself, "I'm never, ever gonna help anyone else do anything,"
Now when you call my house, I let it ring
Now I'm hammered and more clammed up than a shellfish,
When I'm thinkin' in my head that I'd be better off dead,
Or somewhere far away from here, so far that you can't even hear,
All of my shitty songs about people you've never known or loved,
Tell all of my friends no more fun, I'm going to decapitate everyone.
Because I know something you don't know
But I'm sick to my stomach so I've got to go
Well I could stay, but there's no way
I could pretend to listen while I'm looking at your stupid fucking face
So once again, in the end, I'll play the role of the sarcastic asshole.
I've lost half of my friends I'll probably never see again,
Yeah now it's done, and it was fun,
But in the end, we were pretending,
Then after the storm of shit,
I go and fuck it up worse with a song like this,
And I'll never see you again.
credits
from
STAY POSI! EP,
released May 4, 2012
Lyrics by Johnathan Hover.
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